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Occasionally, I have thoughts I need to let materialize.
I have no idea what I'm doing, and that's okay.
Let's be clueless and worship Tina Fey together.

dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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(Source: wartortles, via kirimochi-chan)

— 2 days ago with 269915 notes

cute-bird-dad:

i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists

(via weight-a-second)

— 2 days ago with 10990 notes

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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(Source: nappyheadet, via commonflower)

— 2 days ago with 569142 notes

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via distraction)

— 2 days ago with 283300 notes

gerardwoah:

'It's all in your head'

yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

(via kirimochi-chan)

— 2 days ago with 214952 notes
"If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up."
— 2 days ago with 230049 notes

svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

(Source: wasiangod, via distraction)

— 2 days ago with 173564 notes